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Mark your calendars, this year’s Freaks & Beards takes place March 29, 2014.

Mark your calendars, this year’s Freaks & Beards takes place March 29, 2014.

If you missed the event, or just want some awesome new gear to wear, you can now purchase shirts and bandanas online. Click for detail

Important Show Info

Here’s all the most important details in one post - keep it handy.

Midnight tonight, online registration closes. Entry to the show tomorrow is $10 - the first 100 through the gate get a free beer and game ticket. It is $5 to enter the beard competition. Shirts, bandanas, stickers, beer, mixed drinks and food are available ranging from $2-20. Games are $1 per play. Be sure you have plenty of cash with you!

2:00 pm - Bike show starts, $10 to enter, includes Freaks & Beards entry

5:00 pm - Beard registration opens - competitors come early to get signed up

6:30 pm - Bike show trophies awarded

6:40 pm - The big show begins

20 Penny will perform at the opening, in the middle and at the end of the competition. Keep in mind that the stage will be back to back beard categories and entertainment, so get there early so as not to miss anything. The order of categories is as follows:

  • Moustache
  • Chops
  • Partial Beard
  • Bearded Lady
  • Styled Beard & Moustache
  • Full Beard under 12”
  • Full Beard over 12”
  • Free Style

Bike Show Info

Don’t forget to join us for the Freaks and Beards Two-wheeled Motorized Mechanical Marvel Exposition! The gates will open at 2 pm for you to come show off your ride. The Bends will be open to wet your whistle and the $10 entry fee will also get you into Freaks & Beards. Winners will be announced between 6 and 7 pm when the main event of the night gets under way. Join us on Facebook for more info.

Categories

The Deathtrap
Sketchiest/most dangerous looking motorcycle.

The Beardicorn
The most unique bike (for better or for worse).

The Panty Dropper
Ladies choice.

The Wild Card
The best non-motorcycle: scooter, moped, trike, etc.

The Senator
People’s choice.

and lastly, the coolest bike in the joint will go home with a cash prize and the most coveted trophy…. THE STEVE MCQUEEN!

Sneak peek at the trophies. You’re going to want to bring your A game, trust us.

Sneak peek at the trophies. You’re going to want to bring your A game, trust us.

Here’s a sneak peek at one of the carnival games - the bearded tooth knockout.

Here’s a sneak peek at one of the carnival games - the bearded tooth knockout.

Giant moustaches, teeth and runner up plaques. This is going to be good.

Giant moustaches, teeth and runner up plaques. This is going to be good.

Ladies and Gentlemen, step right up! We proudly present to you the Official Freaks & Beards trailer. Entertain and amaze your friends by sharing it far and wide - when you share cool, the cool rubs off on you. Starring Wil Hahn, Diogenes TheCynic, Cary Aurand, Austin Buchanan, Jon Shaw and filmed/directed/edited by Joe Boccia.

Joe Boccia brings us this mini pre-teaser that gives us a glimpse at a real man - a bearded man’s desk.

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Joe Boccia produces another killer illustration for merchandise. This is one tough beard.

Joe Boccia produces another killer illustration for merchandise. This is one tough beard.